I Kud Be President
Posted by Tac on Jun 11, 2008 in Politics, Scandals and Stories • 1 comment
The difference between myself and the federal government is simple.
Where the federal government blows 28 Billion dollars on a bunch of exiled Iraqi’s like Hazem Shalaan and the rest of the crooks in the INC.
The search for the missing billions also led the programme to a house in Acton in West London where Hazem Shalaan lived until he was appointed to the new Iraqi government as minister of defence in 2004.
He and his associates siphoned an estimated $1.2 billion out of the ministry. They bought old military equipment from Poland but claimed for top class weapons. Meanwhile they diverted money into their own accounts.
MOTHER FUCKERS!
I would have gladly prefer to throw a 28 Billion dollar Hookers and Blow party for every willing participant of the armed forces. Think of Burning Man, only with Hookers and Blow and absolutely no hippies.
That’s right instead of funding the retirement plans of piss poor excuses for political exiles, every soldier would get an STD and a bad habit.
I understand that neither idea sounds like a good one, but there is a reason I’m never going to be President of the United States. I sold my soul for a bag of whatever the fuck that Amy Winehouse is smokin, and oh man that was some good shit. Although do hope this rash goes away soon.
But to those Americans who do have lower standards. I would be ready willing and able to serve this country by wasting its money with absolute certainty.
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